You clicked “Mostly.”

Nobody clicks “Mostly.” It’s a footer button next to a joke, leading nowhere, serving no purpose. You hovered over the single most ignorable element on the entire website and thought, yeah, let’s see what that does.

That is a deeply mid thing to do. It is, frankly, the most on-brand thing a person could possibly do here. So here’s a reward you didn’t earn but technically did:

Don’t tell anyone. Or do. We’re not your manager. The code works until we remember it exists, which could be a while.