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Sizing

We've kept this aggressively simple.

Caps & hats

One size, adjustable strap. Fits roughly 55–61 cm head circumference — i.e. most heads, and all opinions.

Beanies

One size, stretchy. It will fit. It will also slide up your forehead at the worst moment.

Apparel

Standard unisex sizing, S to XXL. Runs true to size; if you're between sizes, go up — shrinkage happens.

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